Monday, October 13, 2008

Welcome, Comrades.

Welcome, Comrades, to the new socialist utopia, the United States of America. What is more, the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics tried for nearly a century to convert the rest of the world to socialism and the United States did it in about 24 hours. Take that, Khrushchev!

When we go Red, we go Big.

Didn't you get the memo? As of today, we're all socialists. The state now owns the means of production.

Just as Karl Marx predicted.

"The development of Modern Industry, therefore, cuts from under its feet the very foundation on which the bourgeoisie produces and appropriates products. What the bourgeoisie, therefore, produces, above all, are its own grave-diggers. Its fall and the victory of the proletariat are equally inevitable."

The jury is still out on the victory of the proletariat, but he has been right about everything else.


sku said...

Ha! The revolution will be televised...on CNBC. Although, it's more like a reverse-Marxism, where the state takes ownership of the means of production to benefit the aristocracy. From each according to their credit line, to each according to the number of country clubs they belong to.

Chuck Cowdery said...

All the proletariat has to do now is vote.